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Mr. Moustachio loved mustaches. His pamphlet "Mr. Moustachio's 10 Manliest Mustaches of All...
Mr. Moustachio loved mustaches. His pamphlet "Mr. Moustachio's 10 Manliest Mustaches of All Time" became an overnight sensation. Not one to waste time, he decided to see what other types of facial follicles he could create. After all, he took great pride in staying on top of the latest face fashions. One day, after visiting a petting zoo, Mr. Moustachio became inspired by the chin hair on some friendly Billy Goats. In a flash of brilliance, he decided that chin whiskers would be very stylish for the modern man. He decided to call this new style a "Goatee" and quickly...
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Mr. Moustachio was well-known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his...
Mr. Moustachio was well-known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts. Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with facial hair using these sideburns! Each package comes with a total of...
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A lifelong mustache connoisseur, Mr. Moustachio set a high standard for face furniture....
A lifelong mustache connoisseur, Mr. Moustachio set a high standard for face furniture. Always dapperly dressed in a suit and top hat, Mr. Moustachio was the President and CEO of ULP (Upper Lip Plumage). Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with a mustache using these temporary mustache tattoos! Each set comes with a total of 10 temporary tattoos. Each package contains one of the following styles: Wild Bill, Crumb Catcher, Fu-Man-Chu, Handle Bars, Rich Uncle Nicklebags, The Dali, Con Artist, Disco Dave, Rollin' Rollie and Stache O' Mania. Depending on the style,...
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Why does a pair of fuzzy dice look so perfect dangling from the...
Why does a pair of fuzzy dice look so perfect dangling from the rear-view mirror of a classic car? Did You Know: The very first fuzzy dice were hung above the instruments of World War II fighter jets. Those days it was particularly dangerous for our flyboys, as allied forces were losing over 150 planes a day. Before a mission, a pilot would arrange the pips to read 4 and 3 -- lucky number 7. And it must've worked, because the tradition survived the trip back to the states, where fuzzy dice were hung over a different instrument: automobiles. In...
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